This is the slightly altered conversation log of the first (and last) "Haiku Day" in the chatroom #TheOtherRoom on DeviantART. It has been mildly modified to make it easier to read:

** topic changed by cool4dude * (I hereby declare it Haiku Day, everything said in the room must be in the form of a haiku.)
<navix> oh my fucking god/it is like death of haiku/all over again
<smoking-mirrors> I prefer hay-
nakus myself to be per-
fectly honest.
<cool4dude> Hurray, randomness!
I wonder if people will
really do this shit
<navix> i will only stop/once someone cracks and then goes/medieval on shaun
<cool4dude> I am so posting
the bot log of this online
IT WILL ROCK SO HARD
<smoking-mirrors> MY MIC WORKS
** smoking-mirrors was kicked by cool4dude * that was not haiku/so you have to be removed/sorry about this
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<cool4dude> anyway, your mic...
I am glad to hear it works
will you say stuff now?
<smoking-mirrors> yes, I plan to do
so. and will working
on it right now, love.
<smoking-mirrors> Blue-Notes, link me please,
To your poem Funny how it
All falls, thank you love
<cool4dude> Why do you end each
with the word love, does this love
elude you elsewhere?
<smoking-mirrors> I need it for an
extra syllable my dear.
I run out of words.
<cool4dude> How can you run out?
Words are very plentiful!
Just pick one: PUBIC!
<navix> a common standby/to be sure, but what about/all of the monkeys?
<smoking-mirrors> Seriously, I
Like haynakus much better.
They are easier.
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<Contemplate> Blue-Notes: when was I in love?
** Contemplate was kicked by cool4dude * sorry shuchee but/ today we must speak haiku/I will kick you now
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<cool4dude> This will become lame
but for right now, excitement-
Chatroom poetry!
<cool4dude> Long conversation-
Little is really spoken:
Inane amusement.
<Contemplate> Peanut butter, mmmm
<Contemplate> crap
** Contemplate was kicked by Contemplate * I tried
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<cool4dude> Humor: laugh out loud!
We saw you fail today but
respect your effort
<Contemplate> peanut butter, mmm
I made myself a sandwich
to satisfy me
<cool4dude> Slumber calls for me
<smoking-mirrors> D:
<cool4dude> And I will answer the call
to sleep I go now!
<cool4dude> I accidentally
hit send before the haiku
was totally done!
<cool4dude> While I am absent
Integrity must be kept
Continue haiku!
* cool4dude is away: 
I am fast asleep
dreaming perhaps of you or
talking bananas
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<JK> oh my fucking god
<JK> haiku day is retarded
<JK> I just won't chat here.
<JK> ...
<JK> A question for you
<JK> should I count emoticons
<JK> or are they exempt?
<JK> is that 3 or none
<cool4dude> Emotes are exempt!
Because you don't pronounce them.
SMILIES ARE NEATO
<cool4dude> from now on haiku
failure will result kicks-
annoying? oh well.
* cool4dude is away: 
upstairs, I shower-
cleansing water is so hot:
makes fingers pruney
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<storehouse> Hi smoking-mirrors
How are you doing today?
We have to haiku?
<smoking-mirrors> Hi, storehouse, how are
You doing this fine day?
I am doing well.
<storehouse> I'm fancy, thanks, eh.
This haiku stuff is crazy.
Takes too long to think.
<smoking-mirrors> I tried to get them
To do haynakus but
they wouldn't listen
<storehouse> I don't even know
What haynakus are, but they
Sound almost less fun.
<smoking-mirrors> This
Is a haynaku, you fools.
<storehouse> I do not want to
Talk in haiku anymore.
It is kinda lame.
** smoking-mirrors was kicked by JK * haikus only please/ failure to haiku will mean/ a hard ass kicking
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<smoking-mirrors> I sacrificed for
the betterment of our
resident storehouse.
<JK> you mean pissypants?/ nothing can benefit him/ he will always whine :P
<storehouse> JK
Why can't we talk normally?
I like conversing.
<storehouse> Damn, I proved your point.
So much for revolution.
Jesus fuckin' Christ.
<JK> 
lol, I say
look at storehouse as he whines
such a little girl
<storehouse> I require foodstuffs.
And lower amounts of gay.
Have fun haikuing.
** storehouse was kicked by storehouse * Freedom
<JK> no, don't leave storehouse
i can give you what you need
lots of low gay here
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<cool4dude> mmmmm huge cheese burger
lunch was very delicious
and now I am full
<navix> Oh my god, we can't/possibly still be talking/in haiku?! ... Can we?
<cool4dude> navix: how are you?
is your time well occupied
are you doing well?
<navix> I just woke up, though/I kind of feel like I've been/drugged, or something. Yeah.
<smoking-mirrors> I still stick by my/ haynaku idea, they are/ really so much fun
<navix> I hate you, Shaun. I/really, really, really hate/you and your haikus!
<cool4dude> Haiku is deceased-
we must poke its rotting corpse
Don't respect the dead.
<navix> Fuck the dead, I say./Though, that would be kind of dirty.../Do it anyway!
<cool4dude> Necrophilia!
disgusting sexual act:
fucking dead things: GROSS!
<navix> to my credit, I/meant it proverbially./Like... who cares about them?
<cool4dude> Most people seem to
thats why they all have tombstones
or Sea burial
*<navix> I think we've strayed from/the real topic at hand. I/hate writing haikus!
<cool4dude> You prefer sonnets?
Iambic difficulty!
It hinders chatting!
<navix> Ugh. How much longer/until we can stop talking/in haiku nonsense?
<cool4dude> 10 hours perhaps
I think then it is midnight:
Hour of salvation!
<navix> fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck./fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,/fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!
<cool4dude> hahahahaha
your pain is my amusement
I am a bastard
<navix> Yes, that you are, Shaun./I don't know why I stick 'round,/maybe for the fame?
<cool4dude> that is likely it
or sexual intercourse
you crave my penis!
<cool4dude> unrelatedness:
I have found this funny song
you may have the [link]
<navix> they referenced the/Happy Tree Friends! That makes me/so very happy.
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<Lady-X> :jawdrop: COULD IT BE?!
<smoking-mirrors> |:
<Lady-X> MWAHAHAHA!
** smoking-mirrors was kicked by Lady-X * punt!
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<smoking-mirrors> you are supposed to/ speak in haiku form for now/ by decree of shaun
<cool4dude> hello Lady-X
today we speak in haiku
please join all the fun
<cool4dude> I am glad you're back
how has your life been doing?
well, I truly hope!
<Lady-X> but why for must i?
 for shaun i guess i could. 
life has been busy :(
<cool4dude> why not, haiku, fun!
it's unique for a chatroom
and interesting
<Lady-X> i suppose you're right, 
though haikus drive me insane. 
time for sailor moon!
<Lady-X> my first season came, 
and i'm nearly done watching. 
it's so bad, i laugh
<cool4dude> It's bad to be sure
but hurray, sexy sailors:
slutty girl's costumes!
* Lady-X is away: for now, sailor moon / i will watch with all my pride / fucking eh, my friends
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<cool4dude> hello conorschild
today we all speak haiku
isn't that neato?
<conorschild> I'm shit at haiku
So I shall be more idle
than usually?
<cool4dude> that's ok I spose
but haikuing can be fun
though navix thinks not
<navix> that is because my/brain works in fragments of thoughts,/and is real stupid.
<smoking-mirrors> storehouse and I stand/ behind navix's opinion/ and I like haynakus
<cool4dude> haynakus are lame
also you smell a whore
hahaha, TAKE THAT
<conorschild> she's a loser-er
do-do-do-do-do-do-do
do-do-do-do-do
<conorschild> :paranoid:
<navix> an interesting/point. how many syllables/are emoticons?
<navix> that is, how many/syllables comprise just one/small emoticon?
<cool4dude> do you pronounce them?
I do not think that you do
silent emotions!
<smoking-mirrors> oh my god my group/ mod responsibilities/ are finally done.
** Lady-X was kicked by JK * you're supposed to talk/ in haiku--all day, all night/ no one kicked you out :no:
<JK> !!away eat eat eat eat eat/ eat eat eat eat eat eat eat/ eat eat eat eat eat
<GhettoBot> JK is now away. (eat eat eat eat eat/ eat eat eat eat eat eat eat/ eat eat eat eat eat)
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<Tarsmus> Hey everyone,
How are you doing today?
I am doing great!
<Tarsmus> What, is no one here?
That is a sad sight to see,
I wanted to talk.
<Tarsmus> Haiku day is fun.
I feel as though I'm artsy,
Though I know I'm not.
<Tarsmus> Well, now I must go.
A Friend is making dinner.
I hope it's not fish...
* Tarsmus is away: I'm at a friends house. He lives very far away. He is making food
<Tarsmus> Even my away
is in Haiku writing form
because I'm that cool.
<cool4dude> you are indeed cool
sorry I was not here
I would have conversed
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<cool4dude> Welcome back lady
how are things going right now
Is anything new?
** JK was kicked by Lady-X * because i can do / so, despite what you may say, /get out of here, PUNT!
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<cool4dude> hello dan lucas
are you having a good day?
how is the weather?
<JK> My day is just great/ the weather is so awesome/ sunny and warm. YEAH.
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<cool4dude> why hey there Blue-Notes
will you join the haiku fun?
IT IS A REAL BLAST!
<Blue-Notes> suck muh dick
<Blue-Notes> short haiku
<Blue-Notes> one line
<Blue-Notes> all wrong
<Blue-Notes> actually I did one for fotofriday
** Blue-Notes was kicked by cool4dude * Kick, I am afraid/comply, it's not optional/now for the kicking
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<Blue-Notes> ah I see now,/we all must speak in haiku/this sucks some big dick.
<Blue-Notes> some dumb bitch told me/to slow down as I rounded/ the corner. Dumb bitch.
<cool4dude> then did you show her
your now infamous pimp hand?
smack that stupid bitch
<Blue-Notes> no, I only looked/ I was doing twenty-five/and it upset her
<JK> You should go slower/ around bends, unless you'd like/ a roadkilled child
<Blue-Notes> well maybe I would/ smashed children make for good laughs/ you dirty frenchmen.
<JK> on the matter of/ prounouncing smilies: I say/ "sumo" and "sly fart"
<JK> when I read the chat/ to myself in my own head./ Guess that makes me weird. :shrug:
<cool4dude> but do you say "shrug"
or is it a silent thing?
that is the question
<JK> Shaun, I do say shrug./ Now, I say something random/ to fill my haiku.
<Blue-Notes> i like your haiku/shaun, did you get your fish yet?/is it a no-go?
<cool4dude> I have no money
fish tanks and fish cost money
perhaps I should steal
* cool4dude  is away: I am not in here
do not try to talk to me
it will not succeed
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<smoking-mirrors> cool4dude: I will send the re/ cordings when this infernal/ haiku trip is done



<JK> anyone alive?/ Now, I say something random/ to fill my haiku.
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<cool4dude> Hi mina hana
wana sushi, what is up
please speak in haiku
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<cool4dude> Hey hey, it's navix!
it is still haiku time here
only 2 hours left
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<navix> ah, i see that the/silliness does still persist./Well, here then! Monkeys.
<cool4dude> Sweet Monkey Tuesdays!
Thats all I wanted to say.
Seriously... Yup
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<cool4dude> Lady-X is here
celebration time commence!
fun will be had now
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<cool4dude> hi smoking-mirrors
electric banana man
filling up some space
<smoking-mirrors> I refuse to speak/ I hate haikus with firey/ passion, die asians.
<Lady-X> alas, it appears / that sleep and dreams have drawn near. / goodnight, my friends. yawn.
* Lady-X is away: you message me, sad. / i am in bed, sound asleep. / dreaming of zombies
<cool4dude> enter a chatroom,
announce you are quite sleepy
hmm, does that make sense?
<Lady-X> l0lzorz to haikus...
oh, they have ruined my life.
die. death to haikus.
<cool4dude> they are indeed dead
now we are merely poking
their rotting corpses
<cool4dude> It is kind of sad
we said more in here today
than usually
<JK> it is kind of said/you just said a weird sentence/with usually
** JK was kicked by JK * learn to spell and format
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<JK> only 10 minutes/ then the haikus will be done./ I am craving sex.
<cool4dude> wrong time zone dumbass
there is more than hour
YOU ALL FEEL MY WRATH
<JK> smoking-mirrors: what are you doing?/ need a place to stay tonight?/ I make damned good eggs ;-)
<smoking-mirrors> I like eggs with cheese/ oh, and I also like sex/ let us get it on
<JK> sweet, come to my house./ We must kill my roommate first./ He is a taddler.
<smoking-mirrors> oh, I'll shut him up/ he won't say a word to any/ one ever again
<cool4dude> she is a hooker
prepare for the high prices
you must be desperate
<smoking-mirrors> psh, I'm the best he'll/ ever have, you're just jealous/ of our sexy time
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<JK> hey mini hana/ you have been all in and out/ stop letting bugs in.
<mina-hana-wana-sushi> 00 i am sorry! i was just wanting to c what you people r like.....
<JK> NO MINI! YOU MUST/ SPEAK IN HAIKUS OR THE TROLL,/ SHAUN, WILL KICK YOUR ASS
<JK> :'(
** mina-hana-wana-sushi was kicked by cool4dude * you must speak haiku/ it is the way things are done/ and now for the kick!
<JK> Shaun, you are kick troll/ that is a title of pride/ don't use it lightly.
<cool4dude> I am not a troll!
I am more like an ogre
but not like that shrek
<smoking-mirrors> I'd hit that do-do/ do-do-do-do-do-do-do/ do-do-do-do-do
<cool4dude> Ugh, conorschild
already used that lame trick
Be creative please!
<smoking-mirrors> hush, you crazy whore/ I'm watcing television/ while I'm counting things
<JK> ashley won't answer/ her phone. Does that justify/ sleeping with others?
<smoking-mirrors> well, if it's sleeping/ with a person that is just me/ then it is okay
<cool4dude> I say that it does
bitches should answer their phones
or suffer greatly
<JK> Oh, now she did it/ "I'll call you back in a bit."/ I'll rape my roommate! :eyes:
<smoking-mirrors> ashley can join in/ if she's up for that sort of/ thing. it is all good
<JK> smoking-mirrors: well, indeed, she is/ much better looking than me/ The best of all worlds.
<smoking-mirrors> oh, now I am all/ excited and some such stuff./ alliteration
<cool4dude> I like how nothing
said in here today has been
a decent haiku
<smoking-mirrors> kind of defeats the/ purpose of making fun of a/ dead poetry form
<cool4dude> time to brush my teeth,
minty fresh flavored tooth paste:
purple listerine
cool4dude> Conan O'Brien
Tall irish funny person
I'll watch his talk show
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<smoking-mirrors> I know them >: |
<smoking-mirrors> that's !poison-kills
<smoking-mirrors> who I got banned
** smoking-mirrors was kicked by JK * haikus only please ma'am/ that is not a haiku,yo/ more haikus, please, yeah....
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<smoking-mirrors> that was too important/ to cheapen with the dirt that/ is haiku, get it?
<JK> smoking-mirrors: you don't even know/ you weren't here for haiku's death/ so don't talk no shit
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<smoking-mirrors> hate those infernal/ haikus with an undying/ passion deep in bones
<cool4dude> only 12 minutes
then haiku is forgotten
good riddance to it
<smoking-mirrors> you clock is so wrong/ we have seven minutes left/ before haiku time
<navix> ho, but let us not/forget! It was you, Shaun, who/started this whole mess.
<cool4dude> Yah, I guess it was
I hang my head in dismay
but show no remorse
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<cool4dude> Cyove: wont you join us here
in the final 10 minutes
of our haiku day?
<Cyove> I'm sorry. I don't know what a haiku is. Take care...
<Cyove> I would like to, but I am not familiar with haikus. Sorry. Byes.
** Cyove was kicked by navix *
<cool4dude> /kick Cyove "haiku poetry/it is a short simple form/it's 5/7/5"
<cool4dude> Ugh, damn you navix!
I had that kick all ready
but you did it first!
<navix> for once in my life/I got the kick! Instead of/the usual.... bleh.
<cool4dude> yes but it was blank
did you have nothing clever
to kick he/she with?
<Tarsmus> Is it still haiku
day, or are you all talking like that just for fun?
<navix> are we done yet? are/we done yet? are we done yet?/are we done yet? HUH?
<Tarsmus> Is it still haiku
day, or are you all talking like that just for fun?*
<Tarsmus> for some reason or
another it wont let me
break the last line off
<cool4dude> 5 minutes remain
hold your fucking horses please
it all ends so soon
<JK> NO MORE HAIKUS
<JK> you may kick me due to your wrong-ass clocks
<Blue-Notes> yeah you asses, damn/get with it or fuck off bitch/ so says the ruler.
<JK> but in the real world, haiku time is done
** JK was kicked by navix *
<smoking-mirrors> haiku time is finished!
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<JK> you have wrong ass clocks
<Tarsmus> as haiku day ends
I sense a bit of sadness
for i like haikus
** navix was kicked by cool4dude * please use haiku kicks/it is the way to do it/for 3 minutes more
** Tarsmus was kicked by smoking-mirrors * damn you
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<cool4dude> !!td
<GhettoBot> It is 11:58:11PM on Tuesday May 29, 2007 (-0500 GMT)
<JK> because it's set off of cool4dude's wrong ass clock
<Blue-Notes> my dick IS haiku
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** JK was kicked by cool4dude *
** Blue-Notes was kicked by cool4dude *
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<Tarsmus> I was kicked because
I made a haiku though it
is still haiku day
<JK> clock wars motherfucker
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<smoking-mirrors> Tarsmus: no, you said you liked haikus
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<Blue-Notes> *my dick IS haiku/it seven inches sometimes/sometimes five inches
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<smoking-mirrors> Haiku :shakefist:
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<JK> !!td
<GhettoBot> It is 11:59:24PM on Tuesday May 29, 2007 (-0500 GMT)
<JK> !!td
<GhettoBot> It is 11:59:26PM on Tuesday May 29, 2007 (-0500 GMT)
<JK> GhettoBot: your clock--it's wrong-ass
<Tarsmus> why dan i not like
that which requires me to 
think about my words
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<JK> !!td
<GhettoBot> It is 11:59:45PM on Tuesday May 29, 2007 (-0500 GMT)
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<smoking-mirrors> You've only turned my semi hatred of haikus into full out buring hatred
** smoking-mirrors was kicked by cool4dude *
<JK> :sumo:
<JK> !!td
<GhettoBot> It is 12:00:00AM on Wednesday May 30, 2007 (-0500 GMT)
<cool4dude> wow
<JK> :party:
<JK> :dance:
<cool4dude> that was crazy fucking timing
<JK> :boogie:
<JK> I have a good sense of rhythm
** topic changed by cool4dude * "Haiku day is over, and will never happen again"
<JK> I just counted 30 beats of 120 bpm
<cool4dude> :shakefist:
<navix> OH MY GOD I AM SO HAPPY
<Blue-Notes> tomorrow is sestina day.
<navix> NO
<cool4dude> lol, no
<navix> NO MORE POETRY DAYS